Children's Stories Gifts

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

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'Uh, actually I did you a favor. Do you know how many carbs there are in porridge?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'I've got a bad feeling about this.'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Meets Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

The Birth of the Prince of Wales

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.

"It's Cinderella?!?"

'My imaginary friend kept me up late last night.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty

Child Catches Santa

Goldilocks's plan to try the same thing at the three panda's house backfires.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Fawn.

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Big Bad Wolf Meets Lamb Chop

'My brother lost all his teeth last night. .. He slept with his head under the pillow.'

...and the cow jumped over the Moon. But missed the mattress.

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

'Who gave you the black eye?' 'Nobody. I had to fight for it!'

Flea in the ear

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

Goldilocks and the three hairs.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The little engine that understood

Young Humpty

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

"I hope you both end up in landfill!"