Childrens Books Gifts

Terrific

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Rapunzel in the Morning

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"I'm in children's books, myself."