Reading Children's Stories Gifts

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

"You see? God is punishing us because you bought futures in pork bellies."

Jack, with a sweet tooth! 'Look, Ma! I traded the cow for these little candies! And guess what, they don't melt in your hand!'

"We've to search for a Dr. Foster in Gloucester." (Air-sea rescue).

"We've done all we can. Call in the King's Men."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Fourth Little Pig

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Rapunzel in the Morning

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'