Kids Stories Gifts

'Rapunzel...forget the hair!'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Feel free to take notes."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Tooth fairy

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.