Kids Stories Gifts

'Rapunzel...forget the hair!'

Santa tries to deliver to the home of the Old Woman Who Lived In a Shoe.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Feel free to take notes."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Tooth fairy

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'