Reading Children's Literature Gifts

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

"Humpty! Get down from that wall! Haven't I told you that crack can kill?!"

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Heavyweight Champ of Cheshire!

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Poky Little Pupa.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Rapunzel in the Morning

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Pastries and Candy

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."