Fan Of Children's Literature Gifts

"Why Waldo?"

The unforgiving tree

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pastries and Candy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

The Curious George pop-down book

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"It's post-gingerbread."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."