Children's Literature Admirer Gifts

"It's post-gingerbread."

The Emperor's New Plane.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Pastries and Candy

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

The unforgiving tree

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

The Curious George pop-down book

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"