Children's Book Enthusiast Gifts

Chicken lies dead under the sky that has fallen on her.

"Ah yes, 'The Three Little Pigs', a cautionary tale of insufficient real estate market analysis."

Alice in Wonderland - The White Rabbit

Beetle Children's Books Ltd. - Warning! This property is being patrolled by great big mans with nasty wuff-wuffs.

Madeleine L'Engle

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

The Little Engine that read Descartes. I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'Okay lads, on the count of three, blow!'

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

'Your book is for the age group from 7.6 years to 9.3 years, but what we're looking for is a book for the age-group from 5.11 years to 7.3 years.'

"Now nurse, keep your eyes open for any signs of fungus..."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Pastries and Candy

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

The unforgiving tree

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

The Curious George pop-down book

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

"It's post-gingerbread."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Charlotte's web-cam'