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Chicken lies dead under the sky that has fallen on her.

Alice in Wonderland - The White Rabbit

Beetle Children's Books Ltd. - Warning! This property is being patrolled by great big mans with nasty wuff-wuffs.

Madeleine L'Engle

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'Okay lads, on the count of three, blow!'

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

'Your book is for the age group from 7.6 years to 9.3 years, but what we're looking for is a book for the age-group from 5.11 years to 7.3 years.'

"Now nurse, keep your eyes open for any signs of fungus..."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pastries and Candy

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

The unforgiving tree

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

The Curious George pop-down book

"It's post-gingerbread."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'