Children's Lit Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Call me shallow - I like 'Good night Moon.' "

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pastries and Candy

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

The unforgiving tree

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"It's post-gingerbread."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

The Curious George pop-down book

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

Little Investment on the Praire

Madeleine L'Engle

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

The big bad wolf uses an inhaler before he blows down the three little pigs' straw house.

'Has this kid's book been Oprah-approved?'

This apartment is bigger than mine!

"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."