Children's Lit Enthusiast Pillows

"Call me shallow - I like 'Good night Moon.' "

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pastries and Candy

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

The unforgiving tree

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

The Curious George pop-down book

"It's post-gingerbread."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

"Your story is quite the booze-filled dive into the depths of depravity. Is this your first children's book?"

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

Little Investment on the Praire

"I know that house was right here last Halloween."

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Madeleine L'Engle

Winnie Hits Pooberty

Not much, just chillin' with my Peeps. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-03-28).

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

The big bad wolf uses an inhaler before he blows down the three little pigs' straw house.

'Has this kid's book been Oprah-approved?'

"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."