Kid Lit Enthusiast Pillows

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Werewolves of London..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pastries and Candy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Childlike love

"I'm in children's books, myself."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Inaction Figure

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Help me!

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Remote Control Duck

The unforgiving tree

Toys

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'