Classic Lit Kid Pillows

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Moby Dick

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Lowbrow Lolita

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

'Medea' Studies

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Martin Gray.

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

Oliver plucks up spirit

One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride

Jack Kerouac.

Dr. Manette Sinks In His Daughter's Arms As She Tells Him The Sad News

Thomas Hood.

"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"

"Where's Waldo's glasses?"