Classic Lit Kid Pillows

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Moby Dick

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

Lowbrow Lolita

'Medea' Studies

Ernest Hemingway

"Your story is quite the booze-filled dive into the depths of depravity. Is this your first children's book?"

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"It's got four gigs of RAM and wi-fi."

Martin Gray.

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

Oliver plucks up spirit

Edgar Allan Poe.

One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride

Jack Kerouac.

Dr. Manette Sinks In His Daughter's Arms As She Tells Him The Sad News

"Where's Waldo's glasses?"

"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"