Chick Lit Pillows

"I identified most with the popcorn-loving protagonist who hosted a monthly book club in her home."

"Can I return this, please? You sold me a chic-lit-rom-com, and I distinctly remember asking for a plain chic-lit."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Moby Dick

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Can he come out and play?'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Lowbrow Lolita

Stonehens

'Medea' Studies

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

Chick in noodle soup.

"It Works For Us."

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

"... and they never write or visit!"

Meet the layer.

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'O.K. maybe I didn't cross the street to get to the other side. Help me, Doc. Why did I cross it?'

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

Surprised cook.

'Would you tell the jury why you crossed the road?'

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'