Chick Lit Gifts

"I identified most with the popcorn-loving protagonist who hosted a monthly book club in her home."

"Can I return this, please? You sold me a chic-lit-rom-com, and I distinctly remember asking for a plain chic-lit."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Moby Dick

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Can he come out and play?'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Stonehens

Lowbrow Lolita

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

'Medea' Studies

"It Works For Us."

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Chick in noodle soup.

"... and they never write or visit!"

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

Meet the layer.

'O.K. maybe I didn't cross the street to get to the other side. Help me, Doc. Why did I cross it?'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Surprised cook.

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"