Chick Chic Enthusiast Gifts

Tres chic

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

The Digital Family

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Bathroom Fairy

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Business or pleasure?

When swine flew!

Stonehens

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

A Psychiatrist on his day off...

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

Wearing all black

Child puts his finger in a dam to prevent it flooding.

Surprised cook.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

...and the cow jumped over the Moon. But missed the mattress.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice, the Mock Turtle and Gryphon.

A game of Twister.