Chick Lover Gifts

Surprised cook.

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

A bit of Newlyn.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Stonehens

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

Chicken Road Crossing

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Spring Chicken"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'