Chicken Lover Gifts

'The lease says, 'No Pets'! Chickens ain't pets!'

'Can't we discuss this?'

"Your cholesterol is too high. How often do you have eggs?"

'Can he come out and play?'

'O.K. maybe I didn't cross the street to get to the other side. Help me, Doc. Why did I cross it?'

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

Henpecked Insect - 'Feeling peckish?'

'I'm being pecked on!'

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

In Whydid, Wales.

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'He's easy to bluff...'

Down with Chicken Soup Books

Clancy: Nicknames

Chick gets angry...

'Chickens are very useful animals. You can eat them before and after they are born.'

Village of the darned,

Wordilly Durdillies - Kentucky Fried Chicken

'If you're ready, who wants to go first?'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Meet the layer.

'StoneHENGE?! I thought you said build Stone HENS!!'

'What a relief. We were afraid your form of life would be vastly different from ours.'

...Five...six...seven...oh man! I can't help myself.

Battery Hens.

Chickens crying for their loved one.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

"It's my New Year!"

Stonehens

Roosters Crowing Older

"I'm getting really tired of having to explain myself every time I cross the road!"

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