Chicken Fanatic Gifts

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

Chicken goes up to chicken wings stand, and says: 'Gimme two, and this time, make sure they work!'

Chicken Affirmations

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'They call it the people dance.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'Tasty bird.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Dogs and Chickens

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Free Range Chickens

Chicken Road Crossing

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.