Chicken Fanatic Gifts

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

Chicken goes up to chicken wings stand, and says: 'Gimme two, and this time, make sure they work!'

Chicken Affirmations

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Tasty bird.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Dogs and Chickens

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Chicken Road Crossing

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Stonehens