Chicken Fan Gifts

'Mildred, it's my way or the highway!' Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"Grasshoppers all around."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"Now we'll never know why he crossed the road."

Battery Chicken.

"Why have you come over here?"

Ideas that failed: Seeing Eye Chickens

'Good, they have a matinee session: We'll be home in time to roost...'

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Supreme court nomination

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Easter Bunny

"That guy's a real chick magnet."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

A Migrating Chicken

Well, honey... the good news is, the Easter bunny does really exist!'

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.

TV programme - The Eggs Factor

'It tastes like ..... well, chicken.'

"My car's a chick magnet"

'I comb it this way because the chicks dig it.'

Angel with wings - Chicken angel with wings

Now we know why the chicken crossed the road --- it as to get away from the Easter bunny!

Garden. Romaine Lettuce. Chicken sees her salad.

Dogs and Chickens

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Rooster Comedian.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Head over Hooves