Chicken Joke Fan Gifts

'Why we cross the road is not important: What is important is to cross at the pedestrian crossing...'

"I travelled thousands of miles to ask the wisest chicken of all, and even YOU don't know why we crossed the road?!"

A Mystery Solved

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Dogs and Chickens

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

"Why have you come over here?"

A Migrating Chicken

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

'Mom, am I my brother's peeper?'

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

Hen Behaving Badly.

"The genetically modified corn wants us to knock it off with the crop circles."

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

"I cross therefore I am."

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Battery Chicken.

'Personal foul. On the defense. Plucking the passer.'

"Come on, Vinny! We already know you crossed the road. What we want to know is, why?"

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.

"And don't get me started about being henpecked. Why do you think I crossed the road in the first place?!"

Ideas that failed: Seeing Eye Chickens

Chicken Affirmations