Chicken Joke Fan Gifts

'Why we cross the road is not important: What is important is to cross at the pedestrian crossing...'

"I travelled thousands of miles to ask the wisest chicken of all, and even YOU don't know why we crossed the road?!"

A Mystery Solved

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'They call it the people dance.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Dogs and Chickens

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

"Why have you come over here?"

A Migrating Chicken

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

'Mom, am I my brother's peeper?'

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

Hen Behaving Badly.

"The genetically modified corn wants us to knock it off with the crop circles."

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

"I cross therefore I am."

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Battery Chicken.

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

'Personal foul. On the defense. Plucking the passer.'

"Come on, Vinny! We already know you crossed the road. What we want to know is, why?"

Chicken Affirmations

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.