Chicken Pun Lover Gifts

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The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

A bit of Newlyn.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Australian Mobile Bar

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Stonehens

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'So, the egg WAS first.'