Chicken Humor Fan Gifts

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'They call it the people dance.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Dogs and Chickens

A bit of Newlyn.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Stonehens

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Chicken Road Crossing

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."