Chicken Joke Lover Gifts

'It was the M25, Junction 14; your father crossed over to the other side. In more ways than one.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

Stonehens

Chicken Road Crossing

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Spring Chicken"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'