Chicken Joke Aficionado Gifts

'Ok, don't talk to this guy! Larry told me not to trust the chicken in this place!'

"Come on, Vinny! We already know you crossed the road. What we want to know is, why?"

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'I cross the road to broaden my horizons!'

"So, why are you crossing the road?"

The Rooster Comedian.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

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"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Spring Chicken"

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Hen Night