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'Ok, don't talk to this guy! Larry told me not to trust the chicken in this place!'

"Come on, Vinny! We already know you crossed the road. What we want to know is, why?"

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'I cross the road to broaden my horizons!'

"So, why are you crossing the road?"

The Rooster Comedian.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A bit of Newlyn.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

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'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Spring Chicken"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Hen Night

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."