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"I cross therefore I am."

The Rooster Comedian.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

A bit of Newlyn.

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

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'Who said you could come out of your room?'

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"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Spring Chicken"

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Hen Night

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

Chicken: the one-man show