Poultry Joke Lover Gifts

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The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Tasty bird.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Hen Night

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Suddenly, the line went dead.

The Colonel at home.

Fee Range Chickens

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Chicken

Liberty

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Chicken Crime Scene.

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.