Poultry Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Tasty bird.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Hen Night

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Suddenly, the line went dead.

The Colonel at home.

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Fee Range Chickens

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

Chicken Crime Scene.

Liberty

"Dayum. She bootylicious."