Poultry Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Tasty bird.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

Hen Night

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Suddenly, the line went dead.

The Colonel at home.

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Chicken Crime Scene.

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'