Poultry Farmer Humor Gifts

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Oh Hi!'

A sure sign of rain

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

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"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

'Step on it, Larry.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

A Tongue Stud.

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."