Chicken Fans Gifts

'They call it the people dance.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'By golly, Henrietta, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'It's your turn. I crossed the road yesterday.'

"Don't get all mad, it's just a bit of rain."

"Baldo, Hispanic Heritage Month is about old traditions...and starting new ones."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

A bit of Newlyn.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Dogs and Chickens

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens