Chicken Fanatics Gifts

Hen Behaving Badly.

Free-range Legs.

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Dogs and Chickens

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Tasty bird.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Free Range Chickens

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Chicken Road Crossing

Stonehens

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"