Chicken Fanatics Gifts

Hen Behaving Badly.

Free-range Legs.

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'They call it the people dance.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'Tasty bird.'

Dogs and Chickens

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Free Range Chickens

Stonehens

Chicken Road Crossing

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'