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Chicken comedians.

'What a relief! We were afraid your form of life would be vastly different than ours!'

Meanwhile, in a haunted Chicken coop....

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'They call it the people dance.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Tasty bird.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Dogs and Chickens

A bit of Newlyn.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'