Chicken Connoisseur Gifts

'That's weird, do you smell barbecue sauce, Sarah'

What came first, the chicken or the egg

'They taste like chicken. Young chicken.'

"I still don't get 'why' Daddy, but anyway, once we've crossed to the other side, won't this side became 'the other side'?"

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

The Main Types of Cheese

Cheese

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

The Running of the Brie

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

A bit of Newlyn.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."