Chicken Connoisseur Gifts

'That's weird, do you smell barbecue sauce, Sarah'

What came first, the chicken or the egg

'They taste like chicken. Young chicken.'

"I still don't get 'why' Daddy, but anyway, once we've crossed to the other side, won't this side became 'the other side'?"

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Cheeze Wiz.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

The Main Types of Cheese

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Cheese

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Running of the Brie

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."