Chicken Admirers Gifts

"Why are you trying to cross a hen with a banjo?"

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Dogs and Chickens

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Stonehens

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Chicken Road Crossing

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."