Chicken Admirers Pillows

"Why are you trying to cross a hen with a banjo?"

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'They call it the people dance.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Dogs and Chickens

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

Chicken Road Crossing

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

Stonehens

"Mum, what is a nugget?"