Funky Chicken Fans Gifts

Way out man!

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'They call it the people dance.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Dogs and Chickens

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"Why have you come over here?"

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

A Migrating Chicken

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Hen Behaving Badly.

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

Battery Chicken.

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'