Funky Chicken Fans Pillows

Way out man!

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Dogs and Chickens

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

A Migrating Chicken

"Why have you come over here?"

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Hen Behaving Badly.

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Battery Chicken.

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'