Chick Fan Pillows

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Dogs and Chickens

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Chicken Road Crossing

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."