Chick Flick Fan Pillows

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

Celibacy and the city.

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Dogs and Chickens

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Why have you come over here?"

A Migrating Chicken

Hen Behaving Badly.

Surprised cook.

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

"this is Justin, our special effects man."

Battery Chicken.

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

Tres chic

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

Cat Cinema

Ideas that failed: Seeing Eye Chickens

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

Chicken Affirmations