Chick Flick Fan Gifts

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

Celibacy and the city.

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'They call it the people dance.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Dogs and Chickens

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

A Migrating Chicken

"Why have you come over here?"

Hen Behaving Badly.

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Surprised cook.

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

"this is Justin, our special effects man."

Battery Chicken.

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Tres chic

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

Cat Cinema

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.