Chick Fan Prints

The day Kevin turned vegetarian.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'They call it the people dance.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Dogs and Chickens

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

Chicken Road Crossing

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."