Funky Fans Gifts

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Sheep In Curlers

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"I just love these casual fridays."

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Never seen a cow before?"

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'Not the funky chicken?'

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

Summer feet.

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

Way out man!

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

Mean Frogs

Scarecrow Goalie

'Naughty or nice? My lawyer will answer that.'

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

'Possible' early composition by Beethoven.

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

"Harder to answer than where's Bin Laden."

'The dog and cat followed me home, the bird flew in the window and the fish swam up the toilet. Obviously I have animal magnetism.'

'No need for alarm Ma'mm. It's just our new ladder design for these delicate problems.'

Rodney was slightly off-put while experiencing his first kiester egg hunt.

There be dead grass yonder!

'Look out it's the Fuzz.'