Fungi Fans Gifts

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Frog flirting.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Beware of the frog"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Way too much tongue!"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Frog Baby Names

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Adios Amoebas

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."