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"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

Frog flirting.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Beware of the frog"

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Way too much tongue!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Frog Baby Names

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Sea Horse outside saloon

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Ricochet

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Adios Amoebas

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"