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'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

Gnome reading the 'Joy of mushrooms'

"Try to spend less time in your cellar."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Mardi Gras

"It get it – you're hungry."

Party Animals.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

"I think we may be related!"

A day at the transgenic races

Litter Tray Training

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."