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"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"She's just being Koi."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Honey Wallah

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Pray for me.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

A Venus cow trap.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Praying Mantis.

Bee in flight.