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"He was always so sweaty."

Will Work for Manure

"I've always wanted to get in on the ground floor of a mushrooming industry."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Beware of the frog"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Frog Baby Names

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Leap Frog

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'