Fungi Fan T-Shirts

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"I suggest you stop sucking on women's toes, at least until I can clear up that athlete's tongue."

"They're designer plaid, for God's sake. How poisonous can they be?"

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

Morel of the story

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Bailiff."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Why Poodles Become Killers

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Pond Dipping...

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'