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'You'll find there's no connection. Some that are comfortable to sit on are not safe to eat, and some that are not comfortable to sit on are safe to eat.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'I admire your floatibility.'

"He was a sea rescue."

Frog flirting.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

'At ease, soldier.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Fishing Boat Derby

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Tartar sauce.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'